American Boob Idol

It was Melissa Manning’s first day at SCORE, and she was somewhat nervous about posing. I can usually tell when a model is like that, but she needn’t have been. Some potential newcomers feel apprehensive when they are contacted about modeling. They see SCORE on the newsstands and in bookstores and sometimes on TV. The biggest names in big-bust modeling have appeared in its pages. They may even imagine the company as being in some corporate tower run by empty suits. However, the reality is the staff couldn’t be more down-to-earth; just working people. Dave and I and the other staff members don’t wear velvet smoking jackets and have Martini lunches. We’ve asked to do that that but we always get turned down. Even visitors, usually readers vacationing in Miami, who get my guided tour of the building think life here is like a George Clooney movie until they see for themselves. We’re also in the age of the web-cam girl. If the ’90s and ’00s were the age of the exotic dancers, this is the age of the bathroom mirror model who never leaves her bedroom and her web cam. I spent countless hours in strip clubs when the great big-boob features and busty house dancers were performing, so I’d rather slip bills down a real girl’s G-string than tip by clicking a button. I’ve contacted many web-cam girls in search of newcomers, and I found that many of them are actually frightened of professional modeling. Leaving their bedrooms, traveling to Miami for a couple of days at our expense and modeling in a professional photo studio takes them out of their comfort zone and scares them. But once they’re here, they get comfortable real fast, and before we know it, they’re emailing us about coming back. I was asked to interview Melissa on-camera before one of her shoots on her first day. (Unlike Dave, I don’t get to lie in bed in videos with models like Naughty Alysha.) Melissa had brought along her sister as a traveling companion and bodyguard. Her sister sat behind me when the camera rolled for the interview. Let me tell you, they don’t get more all-American, all-natural, girl-next-door with very, very, very big boobs than Melissa. A waitress and cam model, Melissa is a casual dresser. She likes jeans, a T-shirt and a hoodie. Dinner and a walk in the park is her idea of a fun date. Her hobbies are reading, spending time with her dog, going to the movies and painting. Since it was her first day and Melissa is not an explicit model, I kept the Mr. Hyde side of me on his best behavior for this interview. After our little chat session was over, Melissa put on a big-boobs show, stripping down to tiny panties.